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[29 May 2008|11:34am] |
Attention, students of Hogwarts! This is James Potter, new Head Boy, ready and set to start my dictatorial regime. Mates, this is going to be bloody brilliant. Can I just say, thanks to everyone who voted for me, and oh, by the way, GOOD FUCKING LUCK. I've no idea what I'm doing. Am I supposed to hold the Headmaster at wandpoint and demand that he get us better pumpkin juice at mealtimes? Am I supposed to wield my iron fist to get you lot more break times?
Sod that. They say one man, one vote. Well, I'm the man, I've got the vote, and tossing it in the bin sounds like an ace idea.
Besides, really, I'd much rather just relax in the Prefects' bath and dock points from the new firsties for looking like the pathetic wet napkins that they are. My god, is it just me, or do they get titchier every year? My first order as Head Boy to you all: jump out at one of them from behind a corridor and shout loudly - it'll be the most hilarious sight you'll ever see. I did it myself dozens of times last year, and I swear to Merlin, the poor sods jumped a mile into the air, books went flying, and they looked more petrified than Alby does when Mum tells him he has to take a bath.
Wow, anyway, I feel as there should really be a point to this entry, and I don't think there is so far. How about I make a survey? Seems a properly Head Boyish thing to do, yeah? All formal and orderly and organised, and you know, I'd even draw ticky boxes and shite, except I have better things to do with my time, so why don't we just have you visualise your own, all right? Here we go.
SURVEY FROM THE HEAD BOY TO YOU
1. James Potter: godly man or manly god?
2. James Potter: snog me or SNOG me?
3. You: fit or fat?
4. Albus Severus: mummy's boy or teacher's pet?
5. HEAD Boy - definition: _____
Right! Fill it out, comment below, and I'll get back to you when I can. No, really, I'm only joking. If you're a girl, fill it out, comment below, and I'll get back to you when I can. If you're a bloke - refer all completed surveys to Scorpius Malfoy.
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